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What do you get when you dance with a mystical rod in front of any natural resource?...YOU GET UTTERLY UNRELATED BUT NECESSARY RESOURCES while dancing like A COMPLETE BUFFOON. That's prime tictok content right there
Hi everyone. Today we'll be looking at a fresh take on a by this time ancient topic. Seriously. I mean this matter is soooo ancient, humanity has literally been yapping about doing so from the very beginning but without you know, fire balls and, game of thrones level dragons and emmmm...virtuous women popping out of everywhere like weeds WHICH WE TOTALLY NEED but not the weeds.
Yes, we are talking about Dark and light mobile sandbox and every serious thing that pertains to it.
Survival of the toughest just got another kind of 3d in this play through and I'll say a lot more after skinning this sheep for resources. Here are the pros, rocks, trees, and cons of this game
👎 Cons:
> Pro graphics optimization. I mean seriously, I am using a Snapdragon Samsung note 9 with 8gb+512gb storage. For this game to tell me that it wasn't made for such a phone and to go on to deliver with constant hanging, stuttering, gittering, coughing, wheezing...and worse was just plain amazing. It was so surprising, I wanted to punch the devs in the balls then kick them there again just to emphasize the message. Why make such a game but for only those who barely have enough time to play or can afford to but are bad at it? Yes I said it--come beat me. If this game gets optimized for lower-end devices, It'd be great
> Outstanding gameplay with a game tutorial like any other game out there. Yes, IT IS L-O-N-G, fun, but slow and it doesn't reward you for doing things before you are asked. I can tell you that for free
👍 Pros (what? Did you think the cons would be much?):
> Easy to get into is an understatement. If not for my having decided to never suffer a game since ToF and SMCA and their poor net, I would still be playing this with it's stuttering graphics and all
> Getting resources is no chore and shaking your ass while dancing in other to "draw" extra is inevitable. While waving a stick like some Inca shaman during a sacrifice was a sublime add-on, that caught me off guard. After playing this game you'll know why dance school is important and how not to dance on your first date
> Crafting is a breeze and with easy access to what you need being everywhere, that annoying hassle for gaining the necessary doesnt come into play here and that made this particularly enjoyable
> Other games give you bandits to practice your stick skills on. This game makes a sheep your first opponent. We are told it is for us to learn to gather food but I believe that it may be propaganda for war against sheep and if it is so, COUNT ME IN. A man needs MEAT!
For survival game buffs with phones as powerful as the Sun but not as hot, this game won't really feel fresh but would be an intriguing play after you finish the tutorials and decide on what to do next. I do advice you prepare for the war to come--those sheep are dangerous I tell you
Have a great time playing this if your phone is good enough. If the game was too damned demanding for your here-to-fore amazing phone, do what I did--MOVE 😎
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Relaxing spaceful day about games
04/30/2024
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